Just had the vaccine. Let's go.
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The madness truly began when he ran on his bed with his shoes on
Is it still a bed when it's on the floor?
Yep, it's just missing a bedframe
In some cultures it isn’t missing anything
yes, a matress is still a bed
This is what I keep telling my girlfriend!
A bed of leaves or nails for me please.
Do you think Jackie Chan could give him some pointers?🤣
Loved that vaccination jitsu
He knows his judo well.
He must be wanting a succulent Chinese meal.
**GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY VACCINE**
_Gentlemen, this is penis manifest!_
That's about what I did when I finally had the chance to live a little more normally.
i read that as "vaccination jizzu" for a moment...
I’ve some of that lol
Superpowers didn’t kick in yet…
what you mean, my man destroyed that desk with finesse
A desk made of cardboard and balsa wood.
Super powers indeed.
You fool. The desk made of diamonds.
He just made it look like it was balsa wood.
What are you talking about did you see that freakin flip
Somehow I think that went exactly as planned
I'm trying to figure out what the plan actually was, but I'm coming up empty.
You gotta take all 5 before you get super powers
Looks like it ate the brain cells
He must have gotten that moderna
Nah the JJ he had an aneurysm mid flip
Pfizer ftw, cut my balls !
Should have vaxxed for a better front flip.
He only got his first shot, after the second he’ll be able do a complete flip.
Will he be able to land correctly, or will he need a booster shot?
The more booster shots he takes the longer he can keep flipping before he hits the ground
After 20 boosters the double jump is achieved
This is the true conspiracy, they're trying to develop perpetual motion in freerunners, once they have infinite flippability they will kidnap the freerunners and force them into a perpetual flip from which they can draw power.
I disagree…. he got the Pfizer instead of Moderna…
Dude's immune to shelf for the next 5 months.
It's a spin-off of *The Eric Andre Show*.
The desk must have been metal, the magnetic pull was too strong for our hero . rip.
This perspective is weird when looking at the how he goes on the bed
That’s just a mattress on the floor. It woulda been rad if it was a set with a frame and he just walked onto it like 3 feet was nothing more than a curb.
3 feet is 0.49 Obamas. You're welcome.
Thanks, Obama's Legs.
Thank you :)
His bed is a single mattress on the floor… I know this because I was poor as shit… *AM* I *am* poor as shit.
Damn, I actually just noticed the bed.
Ugh shoes on the bed
It’s ok he just had the vaccine
I feel robbed, my vaccine shot didn't make me able to do frontflips!
Yeah cuz it didn't start *that* scene.
Building flimsy furniture with the sole intention of breaking it is a way cooler trend than intentionally pouring a drink wrong.
He’s in a better place now
He's in a place now.
Dave Chapelles son is getting wild
Nick Cannons hilarious
Man, fuck you son!
"You know, you're acting like a little bitch, alright?"
Im telling mom you cussed at me!
I don't get it. Because they're both black? what's the correlation
They look absolutely nothing alike and this guy is British. I don’t get it either.
To bad there isn’t a vaccine for stupidity
It's called reading.
Depends what you read. Reading about stupid shit like flat earth can arguably make you dumber if you buy into it
hopefully he's less of a transphobe
Same thing happened to me.
See that, the vaccine made him harm himself, Bill Gates uses it to control our mind. Do not get vaccinated /s
you joke, but someone will probably see this video and be like "see!?"
Can confirm, I commented exactly that before I even read your comment.
And if they believe that, their lack of vaccination might lead to their removal from the gene pool. We can’t point at the people who are too far gone and say “why are you so stupid, I’m gonna make you get vaccinated” just let them be, and they may die or they may not.
They may take a few innocent people with them though
Take a few now or take a few later if they live. Dass nature.
People say this but keep in mind that 78% of people in the hospital for backflip-kicking their desks are unvaccinated.
Bill Gates pinged me through my injected 5G chip and said this comment was bullshit.
Source: Am fully vaccinated.
I'm jealous. Our vaccines don't have the 5G chips.
Better get on looking for one then. I just had Windows 12 installed in my brain. Best OS ever.
Bill Gates is in bed with Big Desk
And he can jump a chair from standing position
Well shit, he's not moving, guess the vax finally caught up /s
I knew I grew up in an Asian household. But how the fuck do people not realize how gross it is to wear shoes indoors?
I may not have the same background but I completely agree. Shoes do not go past the entry.
This is what it felt like after I got my second jab.
Why he look like a young Old Dirty Bastard
You need to get the second dose for you powers to kick in
Fucking same dude
VAERS report: lost coordination and sustained major injuries and structural damage to home within hours of receiving vaccine.
I wonder what his end goal was
views on tiktok
To break the desk for a video.
You can see the desk pre-cut in the center at the beginning of video.
This is amazing lmao
So this is my upstairs neighbor
Died from covid
Next up... TETANUS shot!
For tetanus he's gotta head-but through a window
I don't know what the end goal was here, but if it was to destroy the desk and then have a nap, then fuck yeah - mission accomplished in style!
I watched it ten times. His timing and delivery is great.
That’s the level of hype I wish everyone had when they got it. First thing I did was go out and hug my best friend. Who I had not been with in over a year and a half.
Takes 2 weeks to 'work' btw, it's not instant immunity
'first thing I did' = waiting two weeks and then hugging him, right? Right?
Yeah first thing I did safely once I was good and had quarantined just to be safe. But like, first thing I did being the thing that wasn’t being barricaded in my shoebox apartment
If this is the level of hype everyone had, our society would collapse as people did flips in dangerous situations.
I dunno, but it got a snort-laugh out of me.
Let's go Brandon!
The only thing I'm reminded of when I see that supreme logo is tacos.
Mom…I need you to take me back to the doctor…
He’s starting to believe
What is more chaotic is that he was wearing shoes in bed
Me age 10, dressed as the red power ranger and living my best life.
That flip was rad as fuck
This is what antivaxxers think that will happen to them if they get the vaccine-
I died 🤣
this makes me so happy
The news: "Middle-aged man at hospital after getting covid vaccine"
Still smarter than the anti vaxxers
Lol, fair point.
Of course someone who got the vaccine did something stupid and dangerous
Kidding, and if you think this was a good point you're a dumb fuck, go get the jab, we all hate you morons
I love how Healthcare workers went from "heroes" to "FUCKING PLAGUE RATS" depending on whether or not they received a vaccine that is being pushed on the world population by governments and large corporations. How about my body, my choice?
How about take a vaccine to help end a global pandemic, the same way you've been given vaccines to stop you and everyone around you from dying to preventable diseases since you came out of the womb.
Ever since vaccines became more of a fucking choice, measles has started becoming more of an issue in places it was essentially entirely eradicated from.
I'll get other vaccines, no problem. This one is being forced upon people though, and that's not cool with me. Loss of individual freedom is a slippery slope, you give corporations and governments an inch and they will take a mile.
Vaccines weren't a choice when smallpox was killing millions upon millions of people.
And then years later when it wasnt an issue it became optional.
The fact that you have the privilege of it being optional at all and don't have to be afraid of a horrible disease wiping out you and the city you live in is because of mandatory vaccinations.
Get your fucking vaccine so we can get this over with.
Nah I'm good
His room is filthier than a pig's sty.
But he just had the vaccine.
Fuck the chinese government.
It's not the Chinese people that I hate but thier goverment
Fuck all governments
Nah, just the one engaged in genocide right now.
He ded bro omg he ded
Please don’t do this :( the ERs are so full right now and one of my dearest friends is a nurse who is about to lose her mind
Well that was staged
Unfortunately there is no known vaccine for stupidity, I'm afraid.
this is the most redditor shit ever
I love this.
You can see the table is precut to break
Of what, heroine?
Congrats. You still have to social distance, wear a mask in public places, but now just vaccinated. Oh, and get boosters, or you'll eventually become unvaccinated. 😂👍🏻
Who cares. You will still get sick dummy.
Found the guy who doesn't understand the basics of vaccines.
Yeah but he won't die
Incorrect. In the US there have been about 6,600 people who have died from breakthrough infections.
Which is, to put it another way, to say that 99% of hospitalizations for severe covid are unvaccinated people, and of those, almost 95% of deaths are unvaccinated.
Yes, vaccinated people can get covid, but at a WAY lower rate.
Yes, vaccinated people can get serious symptoms and be hospitalized, but at a WAY lower rate.
Yes, vaccinated people can die from covid, but at a WAY lower rate.
This is true. But my point is that even with the vaccination people still die from Covid and nobody should be saying that it doesn't happen. I'm not trying to say that the vaccine is more dangerous than catching the virus.
And just so you know, I'm vaccinated and while I would always recommend to anyone I know to get the stick, I still believe it should always remain a personal choice.
I 100% support people who refuse to get vaccinated. I also 100% support businesses, schools and other groups that choose to ban, refuse enrollment to and exclude the unvaccinated.
There have been 713,000 non-vaccinated people who died from COVID-19. Get vaccinated.
I wasn't saying not to get the vaccine. Everyone should get the stick to protect themselves as much as possible. But saying you won't die from Covid just because you have been vaccinated is complete bull$hit.
I get that, I was just making sure you weren't insinuating that the vaccine is more dangerous than not getting the vaccine.
Only a fool would insinuate something like that.😷
Have you *seen* the internet recently? Antivax crazies who say that unironically can be found in pretty much any remotely medical related thread
Check again in 10 years
There is literally no conceivable way the vaccine could cause any problems in 10 years. If there are any complications, you'd experience them immediately. If you actually looked into the vaccine, how it is made and how it works, you'd know that.
Did that guy just step in his bed with shoes on...
Kyrie Irving's research just maxed out
And that’s why there’s no jumping on the bed!
To sleep? Because he went to sleep pretty quick there.
Thats some Kamen Rider shit bru
Damn i wish i had the money to break my shit for fun.
Anime characters after they level up
I laughed out loud
Looks like the right leg of the desk scratched his face up pretty bad
I feel the same way.
When I go to hell
that front flip was clean though.
Just a really flashy prattfall
I'm still waiting to figure out where we're going
Idk why, but him laying there motionless, just makes me laugh so hard
Maybe bill gates really is planting something in people's brain's...
It's all good he's immune