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Just had the vaccine. Let's go.

Just had the vaccine. Let's go.

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De_Moira

The madness truly began when he ran on his bed with his shoes on


capnmax

Is it still a bed when it's on the floor?


ayjotor

Yep, it's just missing a bedframe


dekaNLover

In some cultures it isn’t missing anything


Sefyra-Velvetpaw

yes, a matress is still a bed


capnmax

This is what I keep telling my girlfriend!


Glittering_Hawk3143

A bed of leaves or nails for me please.


veapman

Do you think Jackie Chan could give him some pointers?🤣


MysteryBlaze

Loved that vaccination jitsu


rmay14444

He knows his judo well.


dangerlawmc

He must be wanting a succulent Chinese meal.


notgotapropername

**GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY VACCINE**


MisterBumpingston

_Gentlemen, this is penis manifest!_


HertzDonut1001

That's about what I did when I finally had the chance to live a little more normally.


ropoqi

i read that as "vaccination jizzu" for a moment...


Mcreesus

I’ve some of that lol


Mental_Research5863

Superpowers didn’t kick in yet…


PM_ME_UR_SIMPS_

what you mean, my man destroyed that desk with finesse


unwantedposterboy

A desk made of cardboard and balsa wood. Super powers indeed.


BeeWithDragonWings

You fool. The desk made of diamonds.


RGBmono

He just made it look like it was balsa wood.


timelighter

What are you talking about did you see that freakin flip


Austt4425

Somehow I think that went exactly as planned


No-Neighborhood-5999

I'm trying to figure out what the plan actually was, but I'm coming up empty.


ultimaweapon79

You gotta take all 5 before you get super powers


Stupeflys

Looks like it ate the brain cells


viralblackjack

He must have gotten that moderna


Ligh-seeker2337

Nah the JJ he had an aneurysm mid flip


JoLeTrembleur

Pfizer ftw, cut my balls !


quarterpounder420

Should have vaxxed for a better front flip.


MotherButterscotch44

He only got his first shot, after the second he’ll be able do a complete flip.


SubarashiiDesune

Will he be able to land correctly, or will he need a booster shot?


rey_lumen

The more booster shots he takes the longer he can keep flipping before he hits the ground


all_tha_sauce

After 20 boosters the double jump is achieved


A_Few_Kind_Words

This is the true conspiracy, they're trying to develop perpetual motion in freerunners, once they have infinite flippability they will kidnap the freerunners and force them into a perpetual flip from which they can draw power.


El_cid_ingles

I disagree…. he got the Pfizer instead of Moderna…


Umutuku

Dude's immune to shelf for the next 5 months.


Lucid_Witness

It's a spin-off of *The Eric Andre Show*.


CandiBunnii

The desk must have been metal, the magnetic pull was too strong for our hero . rip.


namerz78

This perspective is weird when looking at the how he goes on the bed


KneelAurmstrong

That’s just a mattress on the floor. It woulda been rad if it was a set with a frame and he just walked onto it like 3 feet was nothing more than a curb.


useles-converter-bot

3 feet is 0.49 Obamas. You're welcome.


Sunretea

Good bot Lol


TrashBoyR

Good bot


-Toshi

Thanks, Obama's Legs.


NoJudgies

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thank you :)


Puzzleheaded_Sort637

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

Thanks!


SerratedHumor

His bed is a single mattress on the floor… I know this because I was poor as shit… *AM* I *am* poor as shit.


MotherButterscotch44

Damn, I actually just noticed the bed.


__jh96

Ugh shoes on the bed


Onace_Shallow

It’s ok he just had the vaccine


BGL911

Let’s go!


CoffeeAndCroissants_

*Crash!*


Just_Games04

Ugh shoes on the bed


NelyL

It’s ok he just had the vaccine


BrizzleDrizzle1919

Let's go!


ThePoshFart

I feel robbed, my vaccine shot didn't make me able to do frontflips!


-Listening

Yeah cuz it didn't start *that* scene.


Cantore18

Building flimsy furniture with the sole intention of breaking it is a way cooler trend than intentionally pouring a drink wrong.


Murky_Life1999

He’s in a better place now


ZeDitto

Ohio


Greymore

He's in a place now.


32aeav32

Dave Chapelles son is getting wild


DeckerR

Nick Cannons hilarious


KirbyBucketts

Man, fuck you son!


4RM0

"He's hilarious...." "You know, you're acting like a little bitch, alright?"


zitfarmer

Im telling mom you cussed at me!


coyot3bongwat3r

I don't get it. Because they're both black? what's the correlation


printergumlight

They look absolutely nothing alike and this guy is British. I don’t get it either.


lwright4

To bad there isn’t a vaccine for stupidity


FlutterKree

It's called reading.


lwright4

Depends what you read. Reading about stupid shit like flat earth can arguably make you dumber if you buy into it


turboLambo_v740

Humancentipad


IM_TRANS_SUCK_MY_TIT

hopefully he's less of a transphobe


epitenomics

Same thing happened to me.


LuciusVolfram

See that, the vaccine made him harm himself, Bill Gates uses it to control our mind. Do not get vaccinated /s


StealYaNicks

you joke, but someone will probably see this video and be like "see!?"


rey_lumen

Can confirm, I commented exactly that before I even read your comment.


LordPartyOfDudehalla

And if they believe that, their lack of vaccination might lead to their removal from the gene pool. We can’t point at the people who are too far gone and say “why are you so stupid, I’m gonna make you get vaccinated” just let them be, and they may die or they may not.


Hurtcult

They may take a few innocent people with them though


vezpira

Take a few now or take a few later if they live. Dass nature.


NUMBERS2357

People say this but keep in mind that 78% of people in the hospital for backflip-kicking their desks are unvaccinated.


SoakedSeahorse

Bill Gates pinged me through my injected 5G chip and said this comment was bullshit. Source: Am fully vaccinated.


rey_lumen

I'm jealous. Our vaccines don't have the 5G chips.


SoakedSeahorse

Better get on looking for one then. I just had Windows 12 installed in my brain. Best OS ever.


MauPow

Bill Gates is in bed with Big Desk


KaySquay

And he can jump a chair from standing position


newbuilder122

Well shit, he's not moving, guess the vax finally caught up /s


z0rb0r

I knew I grew up in an Asian household. But how the fuck do people not realize how gross it is to wear shoes indoors?


StabbyMcStabbyFace

I may not have the same background but I completely agree. Shoes do not go past the entry.


GB_32

u/savevideo


Avulpa

This is what it felt like after I got my second jab.


Tonyguy23

Why he look like a young Old Dirty Bastard


xuchevo

You need to get the second dose for you powers to kick in


TheKingofJokers

Fucking same dude


shadow1515

VAERS report: lost coordination and sustained major injuries and structural damage to home within hours of receiving vaccine.


persiantaco

I wonder what his end goal was


DoctuhD

views on tiktok


mallad

To break the desk for a video. You can see the desk pre-cut in the center at the beginning of video.


DrPhilter

Parkour!


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

This is amazing lmao


Kronodeus

So this is my upstairs neighbor


Slimer65

Died from covid


Austt4425

Next up... TETANUS shot!


AGreenWind

For tetanus he's gotta head-but through a window


jaxsonnz

I don't know what the end goal was here, but if it was to destroy the desk and then have a nap, then fuck yeah - mission accomplished in style!


lambofgun

r/bettereveryloop


I_will_draw_boobs

I watched it ten times. His timing and delivery is great.


Jakten-Steinar

r/bettereveryflip


Mr_Cleen

That’s the level of hype I wish everyone had when they got it. First thing I did was go out and hug my best friend. Who I had not been with in over a year and a half.


Waqqy

Takes 2 weeks to 'work' btw, it's not instant immunity


ass-holes

'first thing I did' = waiting two weeks and then hugging him, right? Right?


Mr_Cleen

Yeah first thing I did safely once I was good and had quarantined just to be safe. But like, first thing I did being the thing that wasn’t being barricaded in my shoebox apartment


Kiesa5

If this is the level of hype everyone had, our society would collapse as people did flips in dangerous situations.


rockman767

Oof


TheConspicuousGuy

F


n00dl3_n0gg1n

I dunno, but it got a snort-laugh out of me.


TheHandgunGuy

Let's go Brandon!


TransformerTanooki

The only thing I'm reminded of when I see that supreme logo is tacos.


Gorevoid

Mom…I need you to take me back to the doctor…


Similar-Letter9708

He’s starting to believe


Warren324

What is more chaotic is that he was wearing shoes in bed


BrittonMittens

Me age 10, dressed as the red power ranger and living my best life.


ZoidRock56

That flip was rad as fuck


cravingbird

DIE LIT


KYBatDad

“Let’s go”


revientaholes

This is what antivaxxers think that will happen to them if they get the vaccine-


hartfordclub

I died 🤣


MyKidsMom7of9

this makes me so happy


Comfortable_Title612

The news: "Middle-aged man at hospital after getting covid vaccine"


ChaoticDiscord21

Still smarter than the anti vaxxers


Gsteel11

Lol, fair point.


WaghaBahaga

Of course someone who got the vaccine did something stupid and dangerous


WaghaBahaga

Kidding, and if you think this was a good point you're a dumb fuck, go get the jab, we all hate you morons


fuckingvirgin69

I love how Healthcare workers went from "heroes" to "FUCKING PLAGUE RATS" depending on whether or not they received a vaccine that is being pushed on the world population by governments and large corporations. How about my body, my choice?


CXDFlames

How about take a vaccine to help end a global pandemic, the same way you've been given vaccines to stop you and everyone around you from dying to preventable diseases since you came out of the womb. Ever since vaccines became more of a fucking choice, measles has started becoming more of an issue in places it was essentially entirely eradicated from.


fuckingvirgin69

I'll get other vaccines, no problem. This one is being forced upon people though, and that's not cool with me. Loss of individual freedom is a slippery slope, you give corporations and governments an inch and they will take a mile.


CXDFlames

Vaccines weren't a choice when smallpox was killing millions upon millions of people. And then years later when it wasnt an issue it became optional. The fact that you have the privilege of it being optional at all and don't have to be afraid of a horrible disease wiping out you and the city you live in is because of mandatory vaccinations. Get your fucking vaccine so we can get this over with.


ThatWhichErodes

Nah I'm good


myplotofinternet

His room is filthier than a pig's sty.


Maiqtheliarfrmeylswr

But he just had the vaccine.


Akesgeroth

Fuck the chinese government.


the_real_Irinel710

It's not the Chinese people that I hate but thier goverment


scorchedarcher

Fuck all governments


Akesgeroth

Nah, just the one engaged in genocide right now.


Relative_Cup6216

He ded bro omg he ded


StoreBoughtButter

Please don’t do this :( the ERs are so full right now and one of my dearest friends is a nurse who is about to lose her mind


CryptoMechaGodzilla

Well that was staged


pawnandmessiah

Unfortunately there is no known vaccine for stupidity, I'm afraid.


throwawayoogaloorga

this is the most redditor shit ever


HalfDeadDemiGod

I love this.


Awruko

You can see the table is precut to break


madd74

Of what, heroine?


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Congrats. You still have to social distance, wear a mask in public places, but now just vaccinated. Oh, and get boosters, or you'll eventually become unvaccinated. 😂👍🏻


Corey-Blunt

Who cares. You will still get sick dummy.


nater255

Found the guy who doesn't understand the basics of vaccines.


Comedic_Noob

Yeah but he won't die


AtomicBlaster75

Incorrect. In the US there have been about 6,600 people who have died from breakthrough infections.


nater255

Which is, to put it another way, to say that 99% of hospitalizations for severe covid are unvaccinated people, and of those, almost 95% of deaths are unvaccinated. Yes, vaccinated people can get covid, but at a WAY lower rate. Yes, vaccinated people can get serious symptoms and be hospitalized, but at a WAY lower rate. Yes, vaccinated people can die from covid, but at a WAY lower rate.


AtomicBlaster75

This is true. But my point is that even with the vaccination people still die from Covid and nobody should be saying that it doesn't happen. I'm not trying to say that the vaccine is more dangerous than catching the virus. And just so you know, I'm vaccinated and while I would always recommend to anyone I know to get the stick, I still believe it should always remain a personal choice.


nater255

Fair!! I 100% support people who refuse to get vaccinated. I also 100% support businesses, schools and other groups that choose to ban, refuse enrollment to and exclude the unvaccinated.


SuperdudeFourFiveSix

There have been 713,000 non-vaccinated people who died from COVID-19. Get vaccinated.


AtomicBlaster75

I wasn't saying not to get the vaccine. Everyone should get the stick to protect themselves as much as possible. But saying you won't die from Covid just because you have been vaccinated is complete bull$hit.


SuperdudeFourFiveSix

I get that, I was just making sure you weren't insinuating that the vaccine is more dangerous than not getting the vaccine.


AtomicBlaster75

Only a fool would insinuate something like that.😷


WarCabinet

Have you *seen* the internet recently? Antivax crazies who say that unironically can be found in pretty much any remotely medical related thread


Corey-Blunt

Check again in 10 years


SpysSappinMySpy

There is literally no conceivable way the vaccine could cause any problems in 10 years. If there are any complications, you'd experience them immediately. If you actually looked into the vaccine, how it is made and how it works, you'd know that.


LordPartyOfDudehalla

u/savethis


Excal333

Did that guy just step in his bed with shoes on...


AsLongAsYouKnow

Kyrie Irving's research just maxed out


Laegmacoc

And that’s why there’s no jumping on the bed!


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Jamaican_Dynamite

>Let's go. To sleep? Because he went to sleep pretty quick there.


Happy-Joyous-Free

So funny


TheJudger501

Thats some Kamen Rider shit bru


LoppyQ

Damn i wish i had the money to break my shit for fun.


DJ_Ender_

Anime characters after they level up


circleinsidecircle

I laughed out loud


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Looks like the right leg of the desk scratched his face up pretty bad


__________________99

wut


_redditor_in_chief

I feel the same way.


Altezza4477

ECW ECW


ZippZappZippty

When I go to hell


Internal_Fennel_849

Brain clot.


Sea_Communication492

that front flip was clean though.


Fanci-cooki

Just a really flashy prattfall Good stuff


Hopeful_Philosophy85

I'm still waiting to figure out where we're going


SouthPark_Gamer

Idk why, but him laying there motionless, just makes me laugh so hard


UBjustlikemeifUBme

Maybe bill gates really is planting something in people's brain's...


AnonQWERT

It's all good he's immune