Writing stuff for a living
By - Timely-Entertainer38
**You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”**
Hey /u/Timely-Entertainer38, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules:
Rule 9 - No forced memes, overused memes, bad titles, or pushing agendas
* No forced memes, [overused memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/wiki/overused), bad titles, or pushing agendas. Be creative but memes must come naturally. No petitions.
* **Mods may remove low quality posts at their discretion, including reaction memes**
Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/memes&subject=&message=). Thank you!
Math done poorly by people with non math degrees, for people even worse at math
You want some meth?
My thoughts exactly
Engineer? pi = 3 go brrr
H&R Block ?
I go through dead people organs to look at how they die
Otopsy person however u spell that
No that’s what mechanics do
Pathologist, medical examiner, coroner?
Lose sanity for 0$ a month
We have a winner
Well a student should be losing sanity for -30000 per year
Lucky bastard I actually pay a lot of money to lose mine
I stab people, steal their blood and inject them with chemicals
No. You must have had some pretty traumatic hair cuts.
Barbers were more or less, surgeons back in ye olde times. They would be the ones to do bloodletting on other people.
That is why barber poles are striped red and white, to signify bloody bandages. Good old barber-surgeons.
Mosquito man ?
Close enough. Nurse
I didn’t know mosquito’s could use reddit
Nurse/phlebotomist it sounds like
Some guys under the birdge in my town do that
I sell fermented juice.
Jesus. What a chad over here. I don’t have the award to give you, but I would.
Touching old people
Not like that. I'm a escort ya pervs.
Its when you take someome from point A to point B when they cant get there themselves
Uses foot to transport people.
Close but not correct
Stretcher bearer ?
what is it??
Maybe an earthbender moving a train in Ba Sing Se?
Actually that makes sense
I kick people! I kick people as hard and as long as I can with every ounce of strength in my body until they are on their desired location.
Bang my female coworkers
Daymm take my award
A catholic priest… oh wait female coworkers not young alter boys.
I make sure that the stuff the business want to happen… happen
Guns go brrrr
thank you for your service
furries don't kill themself
Very tr- what
Yes they do.
Military or police.
Distribute and deal a controlled, highly addictive substance to civilians
Edit: I am a Barista
Pharmacist or Fast Food Worker?
you work in a tavern or something?
Since when is caffeine "controlled"? [\*drinks tea\*]
North Korean president assistant
I call people cringe and unfunny if their meme suck
Username checks out
I do questionable stuff with dead people
grave 'robber' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I magically turn human poop and piss into clean water
Supporting dumb people who break their pcs and complain on the phone
“Have you turned it off and on again?”
(Checks in person)
“It’s not even plugged in!”
I am confined for approximately 7 hours a day, and when I go home, I have to work from home as well. I hive my salary to my parents. My salary is approximately -$1000 HKD.
I touch people’s food and give them the six inches they want. (Or the footling if they’re feeling ambitious)
Subway sandwich artist
I heat animals and plants so people can stick them in their faces
With lamb sauce I hope
What the fuxk
The ozone layer ?
I argue with old people about numbers and play with a conveyor belt.
store clerk or a pharmacist?
I tell people how not to die when they're working and none of them ever listen
Has to be
I'm 'between jobs'
I too am a freelance entrepreneur between windfalls…
I get called on the phone to sort out the problems of 2 or more people who can't talk to each other without me
Go to your room
I teach adults how to make children wet
Edit: I teach people to be swimming instructors.
…Swimming lessons lol
I take people who have psychotic mental illnesses out of jail and psych wards and give them somewhere to live amongst the community, completely free to come and go
I, too, get to hang out with the homeless and criminally insane. The bingo games are a riot. Best job I've ever had.
I place wet, muddy rocks on the ground and mold them into shape and watch it dry for several hours. Also smoke lots of ciggy butts while I wait.
Where I go getting shot is normal
You work at a clinic/hospital
US school teacher?
Living in Detroit isn’t a job
I argue professionally.
I'm an "inator" inator
I prevent people from sleeping and if needed give them a cocaine substitute
Indirect American consumerism
I work with fire and glass.
Turning PCs off and on again
You’re a power button?
Doing stuff and getting paid for it
Basically. But without the sex.
I put stuff in tubes
I play with electricity and blow bubbles in the water at the same time
I tell people to tell me things, then I ask them things about the things they tell me, then they tell themselves new things. New things sometimes are better than old things.
Provides tonics and elixirs to those who want to escape reality...
I scream racial slurs at nine year olds
Internally screaming at a digital sheet of paper
I give people wood
People come to me when they’re sad or happy and ask me to poison their liver.
Listen to insane person for hour. Money
I tell people their cars aren’t worth as much as they might think they do
Get sworn at, hit, and spit on all day while calmly working through story problems involving a guy buying 63 watermelons.
Accepting calls of mostly idiots who can't turn on their tv.
Jeff bezos slave
I get traped in a prison being forced to work for 6 hours and then still get work when they relaese me
I manage 35 apes and try to make them learn about their ancestor
Drive to take money
I read the instructions for people too lazy to do it themselves #tech support
I hit a red pipe, I yell, I get yelled at, I read over simplified instructions, do them then get told I did them wrong.
Baby sit stupid middle aged man children all day
I enforce a creature to do my work by giving the a list of things to do, and if they fail to do it, I bang my head against the wall
I stare at my computer screen every day trying to figure out what I did wrong.
I listen to people and make them cry
I offer services that people hate on because of it's community
I make sandwiches for people that may or may not ask for a manager
Tis a true gamble of luck
old people yell at me while i say things that they dont like
I answer stupid peoples questions
Make skyboat not fall
Sailing for a living
How do you explane this job badly
"i hop into a tin can across the seas and pray it doesn't sink while i am init"
Yeah that works I'm just dumb
You spend days wandering a wet desert aimlessly
I perform a series of rituals, that are incompatible with my mind, for over 12 years.
Getting roasted for hours for not writing 40 pages of useless stuff in 2 days
I tear apart and put back together things which people find to be a necessity in life so that they may continue to perform tasks in a quick fashion
0 divided by anything
Look at screen and press buttons all day
Getting to know stuff then forgetting it and then trying to remember it all in one night for writing stuff on a paper which will be judged by people who gave me that knowledge
Learning from people's mistakes.